Valentines Day is the dumbest holiday ever. This is not an opinion, it's a fact. Why the hell would anyone need "a day" to show someone that they love them? If you're relationship is this fragile, then have one last poke in the whiskers and send them on their way. That being said. If you feel you must participate in the charade, then might I suggest balloon chocolate bowls.

Buying a diamond doesn't show a person you love them. It shows the person you love that you have money. To truly show them you love them, make something for them. Food is always good, trust me, I'm fat. I know these things. Here's a great idea with chocolate they're bound to love.

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