Don't let them fool you. Everyone loves Fruity Drinks. You don't need the umbrella, just the liquor.

I saw this on the Facebook this morning and it made me remember last week.

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Neat trick to the get the refreshment of fruity drink but still be manly enough to go on in life. I have no idea what that means.

Watermelon happens to be my most favorite, and least favorite fruit. How you ask, is that possible. Easy. When ripe the watermelon is perfect. But when it's bad it's God awful. Now I have memories of picnics as a child where my relatives would get a huge slice of watermelon, then they would poor their beer all over it. I'm not a drinker of beer, and I credit the taste of beer melon as one of the reason for this. It was just nasty. Maybe it would have better if the watermelon was bad in the first place, but when you ruin a prime piece of fruit with piss water, (sorry Schmidt), it leaves a lasting impression, and horrible after taste.

Now when I saw the "Nectar of Paradise" idea it reminded me of something I found in my fridge last week. My stomach made me buy a large watermelon. I was unable to eat it all before nature took over. When you pull out fruit from the fridge and you see a lot of condensation on the cover, it's never a good thing.

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Amazing enough, what was waiting for me looked a lot like the Nectar of Paradise.

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Could be worst than Beer Melon, but not by much.

 

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