Watch These D.J.’s Crash And Burn!

In the picture, it's really subtle but when you see it, your day and everything about it will be better. The first of many incredible disc jockey fails.

Listen, I've been a d.j. for nearly thirty years. On the radio, at the club, a couple of wedding receptions, yeah, I been there. And if you do this job long enough, it creeps into your dreams, fueling your nightmares. However, one thing I've always done is keep it real. Unlike this fella:

OMIGAWD.

Of course my massive insecurities, no matter how well I may be doing, are always whispering that I'm really this guy, trapped unaware in an almost unbearable display of d.j. wankery:

MAKE IT STOP.

Sometimes, the music just gets to you, and you can't HELP YOURSELF!

Not man of my d.j. gigs have incurred collateral damage. Most of them have, in fact, been less frantic, like about this speed.

You gotta admire his spirit, at the very least. Uh, right? Unlike this guy, who is just one bad gig away from taking out an Arby's with a stolen rifle.

and of course this one is amazing:

And let's end up at the summit, the top of the d.j. profession, d.j.ing for Kanye...and totally screwing it up.

P.S: One disc jockey inadvertently got the band Judas Priest permantly banned from playing Madison Square Garden. Click the pic below for that story, man.

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