The Tikker Happiness Watch Predicts Your Death
Do you want to know how much time you have left before you die? If you said yes, read on. There is a product that is supposed to let you do that. If you said no maybe you can buy it for the person who said yes.
It is called the TIKKER and it’s a watch that counts down till your death. But how does it know? Well discounting accidents, and murder, and deadly diseases, The TIKKER uses stats and what it calls a Personal Health Algorithm to predict when you will die.
SkyMall calls it the Happiness Watch, because it lets you know how much time you have left to live life to the fullest.
“Tikker is a wrist watch that counts down your life from years to seconds, and motivates you to make the right choices. Tikker will be there to remind you to make the most of your life, and most importantly, to be happy.”
And it also tells time! (What time is 12:76:08?)