The Cicret Bracelet Turns Your Own Skin Into a Smart Phone

So earlier today I told The Poor Excuse for a Morning Show that if I was put in charge of the country I'd have all the problems fixed in a few days. God took Sunday off, I'll be able to take a long weekend. I then got the usual "Yea Yea. What would you do?" I said the first thing is stop wasting money on identity theft investigations by giving everyone a bar-code. Of course that went over like...like...like trying to give everyone a bar-code. They said people would never go for that. Funny thing is, they've already started doing it to themselves with all the GPS electronic devices they have. And now it's going to be even easier with the Cicret Bracelet.