The Balls of the World of Texas Dodge Ball at the Bell County Expo

Hey Gang,

The balls have arrived for the World Of Texas Dodge Ball Tourney. You've still got time to get your team registered.  One thousand of our dollars will be leaving our pockets and going into all of yours, but you have to play to win.

Of course they had to try out the balls, so why not take a shot at the fat guy?  I'm going to need a helmet.