Madonna

Thankfully times have changed but these celebrities were banned from Texas at one point.

"Nothing against Lady Gaga."

You know what can start your day off right? Finding a groove that fits you and just getting into it. I mean, not half way. I'm talking surrendering yourself. Chucking off all your care and worries and starting your day with that groove. Then maybe some Fruit Loops. Perhaps a coffee.

Omigawd, where does one start when writing about fa-reaking Madonna Louise Chiccone? I ain't got that kinda time. She sold millions of records? She owned the 80's and 90's? She was on the same record label as The Ramones? Is still raking in millions of dollars? Dated both Vanilla Ice, Dennis Rodman and the entire starting line of the 86' Pistons? One of those has got to be a lie.