Two Year Old SHREDS THE ALPHABET!

If I had access to video equipment when my kids were cute and cuddly, and the Youtube existed back then, this is something I would have done. I would have been all about this kind of posting, cos good lawd this is adorable!I mean, what more can one say? Everything the Internet is about is right here. Sure, you got your cat videos, you got your guy getting hit in his special area with a football or iron bar or...truck. This however, is the zenith, the tip of the video adora-scale. It's a cute little two year old, wearing a cute little...thing...ROCKING THE FREAKING ALPHABET TO SOME SHREDDING METAL. All this needs to be even more adorable is a basket of kittens to be flung across the screen or a shot of Rob Halford from Judas Priest wearing a Pokemon onesie riding a power ranger tricycle into a pool of marshmallows while circus clowns do calisthenics in the background.

Yeah, now I really wanna see that.

Anyway, crank that volume slider all the way up and get ready TO ROCK!

p.s: You'll note I mentioned Rob Halford and Judas Priest up there. Gotta say, yeah, they are one of my favorite bands. Do you wanna learn more about the Priest? Of course you do. Set aside your knitting and click the pic below for more Priest!