Petco Pulls Pet Food That Can Get Your Pet SLAMMERED.

"Like, woof, man. I love you. Did I ever tell you that? I LOVVVEEE YOUUU."

A little while back, those who love animals who severely off the cart at the company Petco, after discovering that the dog food, Good Dog, in fact, contained up to thirteen percent alcohol. Apparently, that the same as a glass of wine. The called it "homeopathic", said it was derived from flowers, but that didn't explain why you poodle had just stolen your car and slammed it into a bakery. And, though probably capital H hilarious, nobody wants to get Floofy loaded at feeding time. Yvette d'Entremont, professional hot chemist, uploaded a vid of herself going all blotto off the boozy dog fluffle.

Isn't she cute? Now, according to the website Salon, the unintentional pet aparitief has been pulled. According to the article, "Petco’s decision to yank Good Dog from stores comes just days after the company announced it had removed all Chinese-made dog and cat treats from its shelves, products linked to the deaths of hundreds of pets between 2007 and 2014."

So, now if I want Spot plastered to the four winds, I guess I have to go old school and give him a healthy tumbler of scotch with his kibble.

Ha ha.

Not really.

P.S: Steely Dan wrote a whole liquor cabinet stocked with songs about booze. Find that list right HERE!