National Trail Mix Day

When I go on walk, I bring cookies. Turns out, that's not healthy, so I don't walk anymore.

Turns out, someone invented a snack that was meant for walking, or hiking, or surfing.

Anything to do with exercise. It's call Trail Mix. I think a better name would be bird food. Traditional Trail Mix is a combination of peanuts and raisins. Really? Don't raisins make you poop? I know I don't exercise and all, but when I did, the last thing I wanted to do while I was doing it was poop. You know who poops while they exercise? Birds. Yeah, birds poop while they fly, Google it.

Now everything needs to be Gluten free. Why? Because the Hippies have taken over the world. At least the exercise part of the world. So now, instead of showering, they sit around and eat bird food.  I found this video of the most PC, Gluten free, Dairy Free, Trader Joe'd trail mix. Watch and feel ill.