Man Vs. Screen Door!

And it says on my resume, "Dave Is NOT Handy. Don't even ask him to fix or repair anything." This includes screen doors.  Not that this has ever stopped my wife from insisting on me indulging in manual labor, grabbing what they call a "tool" of some kind and setting forth to inevitably injure myself in some weird, roundabout Rube Goldberg-esque way. Get the dead branches from our neighbors trees off our roof? Nearly fell off. Put screens on the windows that the cat tore down? Nearly severed a finger. Fix the garage door? Almost burnt down my neighbor's tool shed (don't ask.) I take my life in my hands just putting gas in the lawn mower.

That's why I am totally on this guy's side. When you're putting something in and you get one half in and the other half is determined not to fit? AARRRRGHHH. You realize the entire universe has been set up and designed with the sole purpose of watching you fail miserably.

I feel you, bro.

Speaking of failing miserably, check this out. This guy failed EVERYBODY.