When I found out what day it was today I was excited. It gives me a chance to celebrate the Yo-Yo...Just Because.

Yes. Each year on August 27th you're open to celebrate anything you want, just because. You want to celebrate that you're wearing shoes. Feel free. You want to celebrate the Sun

You want to celebrate the nipple

came out. Celebrate away. You want to celebrate the fact that you can drink. Well, that's just a Thursday really. You want to celebrate the nipple. Go ahead, Tweek away, but just remember you can still get arrested. And if you do, I'm sure the cops who arrest you will celebrate that they did their job.

Now, about that Yo-Yo. I'm going to celebrate today that I can't Yo-Yo. I'm and old soul. I can fling out at someones head, which is what it was first invented for, and that's about it. No pet walking. No cradle rocking. I might be able to do an "around the world" but it would be in self defense as I try to avoid braining myself. But I do enjoy watching others who've mastered the tricks.

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