IT’S NATIONAL DONUT DAY! IT’S NATIONAL DONUT DAY!
It can be the most humble of pastries. It can be the most decadent. It is in itself a circle, a symbol of eternity, a neverending horizonless vortex of sugary deliciousness held in your hand, a singular universe of yummy.
It's National Donut Day, my brothers and sisters.
While you shove one into your mug, here is a bunch of facts about donuts YOU DID NOT KNOW BUT KNOW NOW!