DAVE’S NEW YEAR POST-PORRUI! git it!?!

HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THE BACK?

Did you know you could put a whole live chicken in your mouth without killing it or plucking it? No.That's cause you can't. I just couldn't think of anything to use as an opening sentence. Still it was catchy, interesting and brought you some light in your otherwise dark and sad life.

Okay, wait, that's my life I'm talking about. I'm gonna go watch Charlotte's Web. I'll be right back. Stay right there.

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Oh, gawd, that was so sad. I did not see that ending coming. Oh Geez. Kinda broken up over here. Let's...uh...let's find something amusing for us to be amused about. Jesus God.

Ah, that was better. hey, is it funny news anchor blooper time?

yeah, that's the stuff! Now let's watch my favorite Animainiacs scene:

Speaking of favorite scenes, here's one of mine:

and did you ever see the t.v. show the same guys put together?

Wow. Was that the whole show? Youtube.com is frigging amazing? Wanna spend two hours laughing your butt off? Yes? Watch this:

Have you ever heard of a movie called Ed And His Dead Mother? No? Here you go:

Alright, that's enough for me. Have a happy new year. And remember, it's okay to pee sitting down.

Love,

Dave In The Cave

P.S: Here's an article from UltimateClassicRock.com I quite like.