HI-KEEBA! Here’s The Single Cutest Thing You’ll See In The Next Five Minutes!

Suddenly, martial arts master Bruce "All that Heavenly Glory" Lee is everywhere I look. Even in the spirit of a very small boy...but in a really cute way.  Last night we saw the Avengers, and we got really distracted at point when Tony Stark turned up wearing this shirt.

Really. I barely knew what was going on in the scene after laying eyes on that shirt. Personally, my first experience with the guy on the shirt goes way back to the mid-seventies, what was I nine, when the local army base movie theater had a screening of The Green Hornet, a cobbled together "movie" of old television episodes, in which Lee played the very cool sidekick, Kato. The hornet may have been the boss, but the little guy in the black hat was clearly the man in charge. Then. later, we went and saw this:

And Lee went from cool to bad for your mama cool. And now, he goes from bad for your mama to just plain awwwwwwwwww....

Yes. That lad is five. and he's swinging around a deadly pair of skull denters. What were you doing at five? Not this. Well, it's never too late. Slap on a gi, grab some nun chuks and post your video. I'm dying to see it.

Speaking of cute, have you seen Home yet? Dave did. Here's his review and stuff.