Guy Calls The Cops on a Jaywalking Chicken

FULL STORY:  A guy in Portland, Oregon called the police on Monday night . . . to report a CHICKEN crossing the road.

The problem was, the bird was just ambling, jaywalking and breaking all kinds of pedestrian rules.  If something wasn't done, somebodyn or something was gonna get hurt.

No the guy did not call 911, he called the non-emergency line so the dispatcher was not mad and thanked the guy for reporting the law breaking chicken.

The cops  went out to look for the chicken, but when they got to the highway they couldn't find it.

I guess it got to the other side!  I really Crack Me Up!