Faux George Lucus Launches Protest (Sort Of)!

Well, if you haven't heard, and you live under a bus, there is a new Stars Wars movie coming down the production line, and absolutely everybody is chomping at whatever is handy to chomp on in rabid anticipation. Except one man. George Lucas. You know, that guy. Famous for creating, and then subsequently ruining, Star Wars. Last year, taking a break between money fights on his front lawn with his servants, he sat down for this riveting interview.

A very complicated man, this George Lucas. Later on that year, he was escorted off the set of the new Star Wars sequel, The Force Awakens:

Well, all this acrimony boiled over in public just last week when Mr. Lucas took to the streets during the recent Star Wars convention to register his protest, carrying a Jar Jar Binks doll and this:

We anticipate more protests from Mr. Lucas as the release of the new film approaches, this December. And may the neck waddle be with you.

P.S: K-101.7's Dave In The Cave recently staged a protest of his own against Furious Seven...by reviewing a much better movie. Find that HERE!