Everything You’ve Ever Googled, Available for Your Perusal

Think back on everything you've Googled. That one time you accidentally searched for "Justin Beiber Underwear Pictures" or "Lyrics To That One Song My Daughter Won't Stop Singing With All The Sex Words In It" or "Top Ten Sam Elliot Mustache Pictures." Okay, maybe it was just me on that last one. Well, guess what: Google was keeping track!

So, before Ruth Bader Ginsburg gets a court order and comes looking for all the times you may have Googled "Where To Buy Illegal Firearms" and "Where To Bury Your Stupid Annoying Neighbors", you can get there first have a gander at your shameful search history.  Just go to Google Web History, click the gear button and select "Download". Google says, " copy of your history will be saved securely to the Takeout folder in Google Drive. You can download the files to your computer if you want a copy on your computer."

Interested? Worrying there's some things on there you don't remember Googling?  Google will send you an email when your archive is ready to download. Yes, there may be wailing sirens and alert Klaxons going off at several dozen law enforcement agencies, but you will have plenty of time to self medicate your worries away before your shameful SHAMEFUL list shows up. Cheers!

P.S: Speaking of snooping, Hall and Oates had the hit, "Private Eyes" after nearly ten years of struggle during the seventies. here then find a list of their ten best from that decade.