Eldery Native American Women Releases Country Song, Nation Exclaims. “Holy Crap, That’s Steven Tyler!”

No, really. It's Steven Tyler and he's gone country!

Holy Cats, says Joe Normal Rockfan. That old lady has a chintzy mustache and is  singing a country song about walking through fire or some shizzle. Wait, Martha, that's the guy from the band we used to like. Was it Aerosmith? Yeah! Used to watch that video about shagging in an elevator. Remember that? Well I be danged, lookit him. When'd he get so...old lady like. What? He's sixty seven. You know who'd make an  attractive old lady? That Daryll Hall, that's who. Seen him lately? He held up well. Not like this guy, still with the scarves and all that. Daryll Hall, he never felt the need to go country...cos, why?

For a more expert opinion on this new venture for Tyler, we went to an expert, one Rita Ballou from the fantastic website RawhideAndVelvet.com, asking her to watch the video, and give us her first impressions. "I didn't know Caitlyn Jenner started singing country music," Rita begins. "Why did all those overly accessorized Forever 21 shoppers bring all Grandma's parlor furniture into the woods? Was that a raccoon!?! A random raccoon? Who hot glued all those dollies to the trees?" Final thoughts on the video, Rita? "Why? Does he not have enough money? Is that really how he wants to go out? He's friggin Steven Tyler. He waited til he was 96 years old to do the country record he always wanted to do? Bull. $@#!"

Okay, then. Have an eyeful of the video, with his tree doilies, rampant scarf-fu and fire, flames and pretty fake hippies, and see what you think about Steven Tyler and "Love is Your Name."

"Nothing says country like banjos, bell bottoms and Botox..." ---- Rita Ballou

For more on this song, it's video and the use of both fire and random raccoons, click the pic below and enjoy: