DOG WANTS ON COUCH, LOSES DOG MIND.

Listen close, you can hear the whole world laughing along with you as you take in the video. No, really.  At this moment, as I type, the kitchen is a wreck from dinner; my son is on the couch with a half gallon jug of milk, empty, crammed in his mouth like a trumpet and he's screaming into the bottle; my daughter is murdering a clarinet in a far room and the cat won't stop walking across this keyb]pirf1pfwponfvi1nd. KEYBOARD.

So, with all that, I don't feel, in the least way, like working hard on tonight's post. No epics from me, ladies and gentleman. No massive, picture packed posts full of witty jest and jape that you won't even read past the first paragraph.

Here then is a French Bulldog video that really REALLY wants up on the funny couch. THEN IT GETS SO CUTE YOU COULD PLOTZ FROM THE LAUGHTER.

Enjoy while I go spend an hour cleaning up after dinner and wrestling the milk jug away from the dog, which has picked it up and is running round the room, chased by the eight year old.

P.S: You know who has a face like a French Bulldog? Keith Richards. You know who apparently has a brain like a French Bulldog? Justin Beiber. Somehow, there's a story going around the campfire about them running into each other. Find it HERE.