Dave Takes On Bon Jovi

"Shot Through The Heart/And you're to blame/You give spandex/A band name/Yee Gawds!"

Girl rock, man. There was nothing dangerous about Bon Jovi. Was that your Uncle Benzo from New Brunswick on the drums? And what metal band is supposed to smile this much? And boy was THEIR HAIR FLUFFY! The Jovi made hard rock safe for your girlfriend and your mama in the eighties...and thereby sold albums like they was made of chocolate and sunshine.

From the fall of 1988, when it went to number one, which means I had the pleasure of playing it at least three times during a six hour radio shift, I give you just the most toothy and the cuddliest rock band ever. It's Bon Jovi and today's-

-K-101.7 SONG OF THE DAY!

Uh, wait a damn minute here:

P.S: Jon Bon is embarresed by some of his early videos. No, really. Find that story right HERE!