Pretty sure people from New York & New Jersey don't listen to news coming out of Texas. For how many mistakes were made during the Texas Ebola outbreak, one thing that seemed to be highlighted was how hard it is to catch Ebola. Now that the Northeast is dealing with their version of "Captain Tripps", we are seeing some weird, if not horrific advice being given out.

"Don't eat poop". Really!? Also, the sky is blue, and the coffee is hot. If you're eating poop, or slurping up mucus off the sidewalk, you are officially at the edge of the herd, and even hanging back a bit . It's time to let these people go so the rest of us can escape to a better pasture.

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