Big Q Tip for Mothers-in-Waiting

So it's Mothers Day, yet you're not a nother yet. No worries. Here're a few Big Q Tips on how you can celebrate this fake holiday.

It’s Mothers Day this Sunday.  If you want to enjoy the holiday, but you’ve yet to give birth, there’s no reason why you can’t partake in the pampering.

• It may seem a little sad, but, if you love flowers, buy them for yourself. You buy flowers for people you love, right?  Well, if you love yourself, then get yourself some flowers.

• Drink a bottle of wine at home. Just go outside, grab a lawn chair, and tip back some chardonnay.  Feel free to yell at the kids to get off your yard.  Or, ask if anyone knows where to buy a cat.  Have fun with it.

• Take a little “me” time and read a book or a magazine.

• Take some more “me” time and get a massage.

• Don’t cook. If you don’t have a lover, then go out to eat, (phrasing), friends.

• Take a day off and do nothing.

• Eat a nice dessert

• Eat chocolate and be grateful you don’t have to share with some screaming children.

• Splurge with the good stuff. You know, name brands. Yeah!  Put down the sand paper and pamper yourself with some thick, fluffy toilet paper.

The best idea though is to binge eat while watching TV. 14 hours in a recliner really puts your life in a new perspective.

Happy Mother's Day