Big Q Reviews Milk Chocolate Pringles

When I'm bored at my job, I surf the internet looking for the weird and wacky. When people at the Pringles factory get bored, they tease fat people.

I'm fat, and I don't like to be teased. That's what Pringles has done with this holiday season, "limited time offer" of Milk Chocolate Pringles. The concept is sound, but the execution was carried out as well as an execution in Oklahoma. Not enough drugs to kill anyone there, and not enough chocolate taste to please anyone here.

As an addict of both chocolate and salt, I'm always on the lookout for the perfect combo mix. Of course the perfect marriage is chocolate covered pretzels. And a perfect "swing" couple is chocolate covered peanuts. But, alas, the perfect chocolate covered chip sill alludes us, because this abomination of a chip is enough of a reason to release a plague on this land. Or, maybe, this is the plague.

"And your land shall be consumed by bland tasting, taste bud teasing, processed food!"

Why Lord?! Why?!

Stay away from this crap. Not worth the effort at all. If you're a point counter, it's 4 points a serving. And a serving is only 15 chips. Really! Come on! Who would sacrifice their first born for only 15 chips? NO ONE!  An that's the thing the makers of food have to consider. Is this product good enough that a fat person would sacrifice a child for? If the answer is no, then please don't bother. There's only so much teasing a fat person can take. Don't believe me? Ask the French how much they enjoyed being teased. As a result they continue to rebel by not wearing deodorant, so now there's Global Warming.