Another Sign Of The Impending Apocalypse: Dew-Itos.

And you thought Fried Chicken And Dashboard was a bad flavor. It's in that thin part toward the end of the Bible, whatz it called? Oh, yeah, Revelations. Or maybe it was the phone book. I dunno. It's late for me, and lack of sleep may be effecting  my thinking processeseses. Anyway, it reads, and I'm paraphrasing, "Lo, there came upon the hill above Slobbathon two men in suits of warehouse and yay, they did hold on high a bottle that did shine in the fading red sunlight of the end of days. And they spaketh, "We the marketing geniuses of the brethren of Pepsi, not merely satisfied with mesquite flavor or essence of bobcat, do bequeath on you something our marketing department has assured us will go over like ye gangbusters."

And the king and yellow with the three pronged helmet thingee took one look at what these men of Pepsi bestowed on the confused masses, smiled a serpent's grin and gave the hi sign to the four horsemen of the apocalypse and their business manager, Nathan.

The evil drink was birthed. The apocalypse could begin.

Something disgusting this way comes. Click the pic to experience the whole story.

P.S: Think this is evil? Check out this list of top ten DEVIL SONGS!