2014 Recipes for Disaster in Julia's Kitchen

Despite our name similarities, no one has ever confused me with Julia Child. I have never claimed to be a good cook. The microwave is my best friend. That said, let us relive some of the disasters created by Julia Conner in 2014.

Well technically this was 2013, Christmas Cookies. They cookie part was good, it was the decorating that was an epic fail.

That is a Snowman!

I am not sure why I made this cake, but I think I forgot to add the eggs, so we had Bowl O’ Cake instead. we just stirred in some frosting!

I guess eggs make the cake stick together?

This time the cake turned out okay, but once again the decorating just did not live up to the hype

Was this perhaps Valentine's day?

When it comes to lasagna I prefer to open the Stouffer's box and put it in the oven. This time I forgot to put the creased aluminum foil back on the pan. That cheese burns quick!

I scrapped off the burned cheese and added more. It was fine!

And the greatest Julia food disaster of 2014 was the bread I made when I tried to use the bread maker after it had been sitting idle for about 5 years. I forgot to put the little arm in the machine that mixes up the ingredients. Hence we got this.

Did not mix, rise or bake!

So that is what happened in the Conner Kitchen this year. I can't wait to try some new recipes in 2015. Ha Ha HA, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

Who am I kidding, I will only turn on that stove if I have to!

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