13th Annual World Naked Gardening Day this Saturday
May Day has lived up to its name this year in Texas, with multiple shootings and a stabbing. Well, this weekend we find out the real reason gardens are put in the back yard.
This Saturday, May 6th, is the 13th Annual World Naked Gardening Day. I'm sure you've all participated in the past, but for those of you who are new to, ah, "gardening", here's how it works.
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First, take off all your clothes. Easy enough.
#worldnakedgardeningday I had to mostly fake it because we live on a busy road, but my heart was naked. #BeeGarden A post shared by Meadow Spurr (@meadowmorphosis) on
Second, for the love of melanoma, put on a good coating of sun screen. Be sure to ask some stranger off the street to help you get those tough to reach spots. You know, make it fun for everyone. Once you're all lubed up, grab something sharp and go outside. Time to garden!
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Whether you're squatting to drop some compost, damping off young seedlings, giving some really good dead heading, or admiring your micro-nut...rients, you need to do it naked.
I am away from home and missing my little jungle. Just left DC, next stop NC and NYC. I love yall but I'm already over being cold and ready to come back for #worldnakedgardeningday! #endlesssummer #naturist #naturism #elephantears #scoliosis A post shared by Adventures of Mami Longlegs (@jungle_bae) on
This weird day is dedicated to making "non-sexual social nudity" more acceptable. Or, in reality, a neat idea to see your hot neighbor butt naked without having to buy her dinner first, right Mark? It must be fun, because they've been doing it for 12 years and counting. It would have to be fun, because this Saturday will be the worst day of the year to trim your hedge.
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Taint a good day to get a bee sting, but it's a perfect time to plant your anals...annuals, sorry.
What farmer's tan? 😁 Happy World Naked Gardening Day, seedlings. 🌱❤🌱 #nakedgardeningday #worldnakedgardeningday #springplanting #gardenfresh #farmher #growyourownfood A post shared by Flavor Kit - Veronica Flores (@flavorkit) on
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